﻿Too Hot To Sit On: 
D’ye ever notice the park benches are in the sunshine all day long—this comes in handy during winter months—when our feet are in the oven. 
Facts are most explosive element known. 
Det-ailed knowledge places next. 
Action, skill and despatch are (in the money”—power. “Glory that was” proves to have been exaggerated—the hills of our youth show up as mere knolls. 
I’m in one terrible fix—and how the Big G can throw the soot: if I shave, my overalls wont look so good; if I take off my overalls, my face wont look so good. “Why not do both?—” 
Wrong again, me lord, I’ll do neither—I’ll go as I am.